Feeling content. So here i sit on rachels couch. Shes fixing cookies and Coty is playing with her phone and coty is talking about how she loves baking and trying new things. Rachel is makin us cookies they'd better not suck. My phone is ringing and my mom wants me to bring her cigarettes, (smoking causes lung cancer and emphysema). She is a chain smoker. I love her anyway. Coty never writes in her xanga, she is a loser. O my gosh!! hang on i have to tell you THE funniest thing ever!! I'm making cookies and my sister says, you know your not supposed to use that kind of butter for cooking right? Your supposed to use the stick butter.hahaha.ALexA is slow and she cant type, the cat is laying on a garbage bag, of clothes. The cats name is Milhouse. heh umm Kelly Clarkson! OMG! have you seen blades of glory!?? We totally have it!! Josh one time. The josh that is in the garage, he one time played the piano for like forty five minutes! i was gonna tell him that he played really well but he played for so long that i got sick of waiting....Do the play guitar all the time? YEa! aLL. THE TIME. (insert start up dreamworks them music here)Buzz. Buzz. Buzz. I know what ill do! ill polinate these flowers! Ouch!scrape scrape scrape! A play on words. By alexa Baird Rachel(R) "Annie will be home soon. it is nine O'clock" Kitten Farrington:want to be Bertha! thats a fat persons name? When you think of Bertha dont you think of fat? Big Bertha Brandy jellyrocks:hmm..:who can rachel be??hmm.skittles baltimore. Perfect!! Say something Skittles Baltimore.... Kitten Farrington: You are retarded... (play theme music plays in the background...My milk shake bring all the boys to the yard....) pause to plug it inyeay!!! skittles baltimore(Burns cookies) Kitten: Like a stack of Euro porn! he he ! Skittles and an adult film award ha ha!! End Part one!! tO BE CONTINUED..... Skittles Baltimore:SOmetimes...hehe.....hee..hee i like it when people lick my elbows.. |